The official ~Horde dating~ thread

[Suto]

Hi all,

I thought it would be nice to add an extra dimension to the game. So this is why I'd like to know if there is any interest in dating between characters.

Imagine, a romantic night with your beautiful Orc-girl date... Slaying humans under a full moon... Sharing a potion of 'love' on a mountain top with fantastic view... Who's not up for this?

Of course you can use this thread to post your own dating profile...

Good luck,

I'm curious what everyone thinks about this.

Greetz,

Suto

[Maska]

lol, looks like this could be funny.

[Silvia]

Sounds interesting! :)

[Suto]

Sounds interesting! :)

Don''t be shy... you can post the first advert.

[Suto]

Just to be sure. Will everybody add m/f in there posts. Otherwise will ending up with misunderstandings. (gender of your character of course)

Happy dating!!

[Zephyr]

Dating is already a part of our guild - we've got a few couples playing, and one pair are going to get married in-game at some point :D

[Tench]

Lonely Dwarf seeks loving Tauren for laughs, adentures and heated arguements. Must drive own mount, and speak common :? All replies to:

Azguz Smiths
1 The great forge
Ironforge
Dun morogh
Azeroth

:lol:

[Suto]

Lonely Dwarf seeks loving Tauren for laughs, adentures and heated arguements. Must drive own mount, and speak common :? All replies to:

Azguz Smiths
1 The great forge
Ironforge
Dun morogh
Azeroth

:lol:

Azguz, many thanks for this first great profile. I'm sure you'll have a reaction in no-time. Keep us posted if you have a date.

Good luck!!

[Maska]

Lonely Dwarf seeks loving Tauren for laughs, adentures and heated arguements. Must drive own mount, and speak common :? All replies to:

Azguz Smiths
1 The great forge
Ironforge
Dun morogh
Azeroth

:lol:

I almost burst out laughing when i read that (in office...). I can speak /moo :roll:

[Zephyr]

Unattatched Tauren looking for female gnome for a guaranteed wild time. Must have pink hair (pink beard optional) and large stupid looking hat. Please reply in person to:

15 Mulgore Road
2nd Tier
Thunder Bluff
Kalimdor

Gnome flap already installed in door for those who cannot reach handle. Health insurance will also be paid for this relationship, but hopefully will not be necessary and the Tauren involved will be sure to take the greatest care not to drop his date head-first on the floor.

[Tench]

Unattatched Tauren looking for female gnome for a guaranteed wild time. Must have pink hair (pink beard optional) and large stupid looking hat. Please reply in person to:

15 Mulgore Road
2nd Tier
Thunder Bluff
Kalimdor

Gnome flap already installed in door for those who cannot reach handle. Health insurance will also be paid for this relationship, but hopefully will not be necessary and the Tauren involved will be sure to take the greatest care not to drop his date head-first on the floor.

ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Maska]

Unattatched Tauren looking for female gnome for a guaranteed wild time. Must have pink hair (pink beard optional) and large stupid looking hat. Please reply in person to:

15 Mulgore Road
2nd Tier
Thunder Bluff
Kalimdor

Gnome flap already installed in door for those who cannot reach handle. Health insurance will also be paid for this relationship, but hopefully will not be necessary and the Tauren involved will be sure to take the greatest care not to drop his date head-first on the floor.

lol nice one :lol:

[Suto]

Unattatched Tauren looking for female gnome for a guaranteed wild time. Must have pink hair (pink beard optional) and large stupid looking hat. Please reply in person to:

15 Mulgore Road
2nd Tier
Thunder Bluff
Kalimdor

Gnome flap already installed in door for those who cannot reach handle. Health insurance will also be paid for this relationship, but hopefully will not be necessary and the Tauren involved will be sure to take the greatest care not to drop his date head-first on the floor.

Nice one :lol:

Would you have a problem if someone was just wearing a gnome mask?...

[Magian]

Lovely male orc warlock seeks a very sweet warlock of the opposite sex for a shadow/ruin vacation in the burning steppes to watch the beautifull sunsets there. (see post card)

http://worldofwarcraft.gameamp.com/modules/wow/zone_images/6_2.jpg

currently traveling all over, can be reached through the /warlock channel

[Alessan]

Nice one Zephyr! :lol:

[Magian]

posted by rigortauri:

Which female NE rogue (like to play hide and seek, and catch me if you can) wants to be entangled by this masculine but sweet tauren druid.
Some call me evil, some call me /MoooooooooooBear

:oops:

[Spottbroder]

A hairy big fat bull seeks Maska to join him drinking beer in the Shimmering Flats watching the races. lots of beer. if it is succesful then it shall continue in Moonglade. with beer. lots of beer.

oh, and did i mention a huge amount of beer?



dont forget the BEER!

[Silvia]

Someone mention beer? :)

[Maska]

A hairy big fat bull seeks Maska to join him drinking beer in the Shimmering Flats watching the races. lots of beer. if it is succesful then it shall continue in Moonglade. with beer. lots of beer.

oh, and did i mention a huge amount of beer?



dont forget the BEER!

Normally i don’t go for your type my dear Spotty, but your eloquent words (ie beer) have persuaded me to join you in this endeavour...where ever it may lead :lol:

[Aries]

Yay for same sex marriages! \o/

/Oops :oops:

[Tench]

where ever it may lead :lol:

Come visit me in Ironforge :wink:

[Aries]

Come visit me in Ironforge :wink: He already has a date with me on! :evil:

*takes out skinning knife*

[Lyara]

Uh oh, you don't want to get Aries mad, its bad for your health!

Lya

[Maska]

where ever it may lead :lol:

Come visit me in Ironforge :wink:

Haha, can see it now. Two drunk Taurens staggering up to the gates of Ironforge singing"Everything I do, I do for you" by Brian Adams.

To be jumped and killed by you two :shock:

[Lyara]

You speaking from personal experience i assume Maska? :P

Lya

[Aries]

Haha, can see it now. Two drunk Taurens staggering up to the gates of Ironforge singing"Everything I do, I do for you" by Brian Adams.

To be jumped and killed by you two :shock:How can you even think something like that! I can't kill you! I'll just stroke you a bit :twisted:

@Lya: ^^

[Spottbroder]

where ever it may lead :lol:

Come visit me in Ironforge :wink:

Haha, can see it now. Two drunk Taurens staggering up to the gates of Ironforge singing"Everything I do, I do for you" by Brian Adams.

To be jumped and killed by you two :shock:

Mas after we go to Moonglade we can, ah screw moonglade..: we go to IF after the races! :D

[Tench]

Haha, can see it now. Two drunk Taurens staggering up to the gates of Ironforge singing"Everything I do, I do for you" by Brian Adams.

To be jumped and killed by you two :shock:How can you even think something like that! I can't kill you! I'll just stroke you a bit :twisted:

@Lya: ^^

What he means is, he is to weak to kill you 2...I will have to do it for him :p

[Maska]

You speaking from personal experience i assume Maska? :P

Lya

No course not :roll:

The cow i was singing to in the field was female, Spotts male...totally different :shock:

Though the cow in the field didnt seem too impressed with my singing :(

[Lyara]

Haha, can see it now. Two drunk Taurens staggering up to the gates of Ironforge singing"Everything I do, I do for you" by Brian Adams.

To be jumped and killed by you two :shock:How can you even think something like that! I can't kill you! I'll just stroke you a bit :twisted:

@Lya: ^^

What he means is, he is to weak to kill you 2...I will have to do it for him :p

*Cough* Aries is a she *Cough*

+1!

Lya

[Aries]

What he means is, he is to weak to kill you 2 :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Maska]

Aries is female :shock:

You can stroke me anytime hun :wink:

haha kidding..keep that skining knife away from me /cry

Is it a good thing that i have so many people wanting to kill me :?

[Aries]

Is it a good thing that i have so many people wanting to kill me :?Basically you're the king of the hil... err KOS listings :twisted: :twisted:

[Tench]

What *cough*she*cough* means is *cough*she*cough* is to weak, I will have to do it for *sneeze*her*sneeze* :oops:

I never seen you in game, many apologies

[Lyara]

Azguz, you ok? Seem to be suffering some sort of uber cold illness :P

Lya

[Aries]

What *cough*she*cough* means is *cough*she*cough* is to weak, I will have to do it for *sneeze*her*sneeze* :oops: Caught a cold? :roll:
Edit: Lya you beat me to that :D


I never seen you in game, many apologiesActually, you have. I was the one you showed the inn in the Ruins of Aldorhal the other day to and who spammed you and your matey with healthstones :P

[Tench]

I never seen you in game, many apologies[/color]Actually, you have. I was the one you showed the inn in the Ruins of Aldorhal the other day to and who spammed you and your matey with healthstones :P

Ahh, /wave

I have seen you in game, I have no memory, many apologies

[Lyara]

Please stop using small font! :P

Lya

p.s. +1!

[Maska]

Is it a good thing that i have so many people wanting to kill me :?Basically you're the king of the hil... err KOS listings :twisted: :twisted:

See what it is really...is that...erm...all alliance females want me sooo much, rather than share me, they are willing to kill me :shock:

Azguz..just doesnt like me it seems /cry

:D

[Tench]

I have opted for a different size font, many apologies.

Anyway back on topic:

If we turn this into a best ad wins, I will put some cash towards it. I dont know if anyone else fancies helping out...otherwise the prize money aint gonna be too great

[Aries]

See what it is really...is that...erm...all alliance females want me sooo much, rather than share me, they are willing to kill me :shock:

Azguz..just doesnt like me it seems /cry

:DIf all allied females just want you so much I'd find it only normal that all allied guys wouldn't like you a lot :roll:

[Lyara]

Oh yeah, Maska is so sexy with those bovine horns and cowboobs! Not to mention the hoofs and reams of shaggy hair! :D

Lya

[Maska]

Oh yeah, Maska is so sexy with those bovine horns and cowboobs! Not to mention the hoofs and reams of shaggy hair! :D

Lya

See, Lyara is smitten. She kill's me once outside XR, does a little dance for me and now she cant get me out of her mind :wink: Plus i have a new sexy looking hat :P.

As for Azguz, Aries must be right, his jealous :lol:

Hehe, no i meant when i could read what you typed Az :P I think its a good suggestion :D How would we decide the winner? People in the forum vote maybe?

[Tench]

Maybe let Poag choose 2 or 3 out of the hopefully more submitted and then put them up on a poll for 5 days the winner gets the Pot...gathered from all the donators first through Gadget AH in case of either faction winning!

Just a suggestion though

[Spottbroder]

Oh yeah, Maska is so sexy with those bovine horns and cowboobs! Not to mention the hoofs and reams of shaggy hair! :D

Lya

/sign




... :roll:

[Lyara]

Are alliance allowed to submit too? :P

Lya

[Tench]

Are alliance allowed to submit too? :P

Lya

I did, no one flamed me...yet

[Aries]

I did, no one flamed me...yet/flame

:roll:

[Maska]

Oh yeah, Maska is so sexy with those bovine horns and cowboobs! Not to mention the hoofs and reams of shaggy hair! :D

Lya

/sign




... :roll:

:shock:
:?

[Spottbroder]

:shock:
:?

haha pwnd :twisted:

[Suto]

Are alliance allowed to submit too? :P

Lya

Well not really. But, hey, it would be a real challange to get something started between the horde and the alliance...

Is everybody just chatting here? We need good profiles for matching!!

[Patris]

As in Shadow Wolves, FADER also has a few couples playing.
Me and Elvira are living together, so are Ziroline and Astarek (though Ziro has a female character, he is infact male).

There are some plans on in-game marriage here as well, sometime. :)

[Maska]

Are alliance allowed to submit too? :P

Lya

Well not really. But, hey, it would be a real challange to get something started between the horde and the alliance...

Is everybody just chatting here? We need good profiles for matching!!

I'll make a profile tommorrow mate :)

[Xtravaganza]

Hm, this thread is missing something ... Oh yea, spam

*Fixed*

[Suto]

Are alliance allowed to submit too? :P

Lya

Well not really. But, hey, it would be a real challange to get something started between the horde and the alliance...

Is everybody just chatting here? We need good profiles for matching!!

I'll make a profile tommorrow mate :)

We'll now that i've seen you in Orgrimmar, I can't wait for your profile... you juicy piece of beef :o

[Macros]

Heck, even if my body parts have decided to "part with me" on the most unfitting occasions, and I smell like...erh...a corpse, I still have a place for love in between the worms that penetrate my hearth. As my beautifull cow, Litago, have decided to become a male (Endymion) I have to look for someone else to push my worm-ridden hearth onto, so to any female big-breasted night-elf sex-godess, I ask for a date in the sunset of Shadowprey Village of Desolace. Even undead can see the beauty in that sunset, despite of our colourblindness...

So if you're interested in a very special date, please reply to:

Macros the Black
Brilll Graveyard
Row 5, section 2, grave 11,
marked - "Rot Tening Inpieces"

[Tench]

I wondered what an undead profile would look like...Gratz Macros on a well made one :wink:

[Maska]

Heck, even if my body parts have decided to "part with me" on the most unfitting occasions, and I smell like...erh...a corpse, I still have a place for love in between the worms that penetrate my hearth. As my beautifull cow, Litago, have decided to become a male (Endymion) I have to look for someone else to push my worm-ridden hearth onto, so to any female big-breasted night-elf sex-godess, I ask for a date in the sunset of Shadowprey Village of Desolace. Even undead can see the beauty in that sunset, despite of our colourblindness...

So if you're interested in a very special date, please reply to:

Macros the Black
Brilll Graveyard
Row 5, section 2, grave 11,
marked - "Rot Tening Inpieces"

That was good hehe.

So many good ones, i dont feel i can match the tauren-gnome ones and others :?

[Tench]

Heck, even if my body parts have decided to "part with me" on the most unfitting occasions, and I smell like...erh...a corpse, I still have a place for love in between the worms that penetrate my hearth. As my beautifull cow, Litago, have decided to become a male (Endymion) I have to look for someone else to push my worm-ridden hearth onto, so to any female big-breasted night-elf sex-godess, I ask for a date in the sunset of Shadowprey Village of Desolace. Even undead can see the beauty in that sunset, despite of our colourblindness...

So if you're interested in a very special date, please reply to:

Macros the Black
Brilll Graveyard
Row 5, section 2, grave 11,
marked - "Rot Tening Inpieces"

That was good hehe.

So many good ones, i dont feel i can match the tauren-gnome ones and others :?

You dont know if you dont try

[Zephyr]

Nice one Macros! :lol:

[Maska]

We'll now that i've seen you in Orgrimmar, I can't wait for your profile... you juicy piece of beef :o

*backs away...*

Suppose i'd better start thinking of one :?

[Maska]

A small cute Black Bombay Cat called Fluffy looking for mate. Would like white female cat, but any colour will do. I'm a very loyal and loving cat, like to cuddle up somewhere warm and cosy, while my owner sleeps off his hang over. Very fit, due to lots of chasing after owner while he rides his Kodo.

Please write to

Maska's third bag slot,
Orgrimmer Inn (near AH)
Orgimmer,
Durotar,
Kalimdor

Would like mates owner to be a busty Night elf or Human female, my owner needs love to :wink: he is a 7ft muscle bound Tarren with large....horns, likes to work out a lot and get eaten by Devilsaur's. Lots of fur and will keep you warm during long nights looking at stars.

[Litago]

"Maska's third bag slot" lol.. That was a good one Mas. :D

[Magian]

GOT A DATE!!!! :D

...only hope she doesnt bring her new pet :shock:

[Maska]

GOT A DATE!!!! :D

...only hope she doesnt bring her new pet :shock:

:shock:

[Tench]

GOT A DATE!!!! :D

...only hope she doesnt bring her new pet :shock:

:shock:

I think he is meeting Onixiya for dinner :twisted:

[Magian]

GOT A DATE!!!! :D

...only hope she doesnt bring her new pet :shock:

:shock:

I think he is meeting Onixiya for dinner :twisted:

lol if that was the case it would be the other way arround :)
Onixia heaving me for diner :D

[Tench]

Anyways back on topic...

I will post my actual horde on now:

A once tall, dark and handsome man, who has only started to fall apart is seeking a Lovely female to have fun with. I contracted a plague not too long ago which sometimes hinders my ability to get into places during the day, which means any prospective candidates must enjoy nights out :wink: I do not have my own mount, so one would be preferable, but when I blink I seem to travel a short distance so any candidates must be tolerant of this. I am new to the world of Azeroth, and would like to see the sights and hear the sounds of this wonderful world.

I enjoy eating out (cannibalize) and I dont find much time for sleep in my busy life! I am not easily scared (will of the forsaken) and am up for most things. I am a well dressed individual, with good food and drink skills (conjure), I can usually rustle a meal up out of nothing in very little time :wink:

Can any intrested candidates please reply in writing to:

Mort Alis
The Crypt
Upper Dethknell
Tristfal Glades
Azeroth
UD1 M4G3

[Zephyr]

Heh liked the postcode Azguz :)

[Tonka]

:D

LOVE all your adds. Tempting indeed!!! :P

:twisted:

[Suto]

:D

LOVE all your adds. Tempting indeed!!! :P

:twisted:

Well, don't be shy? :P

[Suto]

GOT A DATE!!!! :D

...only hope she doesnt bring her new pet :shock:

And,... are you going to tell us how things went? :lol:

[Tonka]

:D

Hello all,

Thou some might call me a B.I.T.C.H. :arrow: A BEAUTIFUL INDIVIDUAL THAT CAUSES HARDONS, I am actually a shy girl, so posting here is an adventure for me.

Darkhaired :D , green eyed :o , usually half naked :shock: , thou Ironforge isn't my home town I seam to dwell there most of the time having some *innocent * fun and dancing with the not so shy citizens of Ironforge. :wink:

I am high educated in the Art of Fire and Ice, and use it in the everyday life and work with the most care and precautions needed for successfully completing of tasks that are put before me. I don't give up when I come across a hard and somehow impossible tasks, its not in my nature. 8)

Thou I'm shy :wink: , i have a pleasant and outgoing personality :D , like to *fool* around 8) , dance and i do my best to have a good time no matter what I'm doing :P . If some special occasion arrives I have some really fashionable outfits to meet the needs,all so I'm a great cook. :D

For more personal questions and inquires you may contact me on

Tonka, The sexy mage
Chart next to the Bank
906090 Ironforge

[Deadwish]

Hi, Tonka.

You've really got my heart pounding out with the B.I.T.C.H. note.
Wauw you seem sexy, allthough I don't know if you're attractide to a handsome balded undead hunk?

I'd love to show you my great musculair body /flex. And take away that so called shy-ness that surrounds you. Interesed in a blind date?

edit: my avataar isn't a great picture, don't pay too much notice on it.

[Maska]

Hi, Tonka.

You've really got my heart pounding out with the B.I.T.C.H. note.
Wauw you seem sexy, allthough I don't know if you're attractide to a handsome balded undead hunk?

I'd love to show you my great musculair body /flex. And take away that so called shy-ness that surrounds you. Interesed in a blind date?

edit: my avataar isn't a great picture, don't pay too much notice on it.

Lies! He looks worse than his avataar :P

[Deadwish]

/select Maska
/duel
Deadwish defeats Maska in a duel

:twisted: :lol:

[Tonka]

:D

Ooooooo nice i got you guys dueling.

:P

So wich one will it be :wink:

[Deadwish]

yes babe, you've got that right...I'll fight for you!
(allthough Maska ins't man enough to do so ;) )

/flirt

[Tonka]

8)

/shy

/flirt

/giggle

:D

[Zephyr]

No gnome replies yet.... I'm getting lonely :cry:

I'm willing to relax the pink hair rule to green hair as well if it becomes necessary.

[Maska]

/select Maska
/duel
Deadwish defeats Maska in a duel

:twisted: :lol:

Thats not fair you slimy undead person! I was out :cry:

Tonka, do you really wish to be with someone who's (erm thing) probably drops off? Who smells like rotting cattle? (ok bad choice of word :?).

wouldn’t you much rather have a big hunky piece of beef? My fur can keep you warm during the long nights under the stars ;) My Kodo can easily fit your slender frame, so we can ride to places together. Unlike the dead horse...which is bony and unfit for such a delicate thing such as yourself ;).

P.S. i dont need to bring `size` into this now do i ;)

[Tonka]

:D

Maska,

must say you do look nice :wink: (for a beef stud :shock:) as i stumbled upon your pics on the post you made and i recognise the place, i like to dwell there too, and that Kodo ride is tempting indeed.

:roll:

Ps.
Maska in my language means mask so im wondering what are you hiding, if you are hiding anything :twisted:
Then again i think that im a bit to fragile for a big hunky piece of beef you are. :? We can meet for a drink and we will see. :oops: (*doubts it will work out, but is open to adnventure*). But i can tell my NE sister who hasnt posted here jet about you or even better can urge here to post here first to see if you like her. 8) *hope you like yunger girls* :wink:

Pss.
Deadwish, post for you incoming :lol:

[Tonka]

:D

Deadwish,

Again im not promising anything but a blind date sounds like fun :roll: (*hopes he comes with his eyes on him* :twisted: ) and looks can be deceiving somethimes :lol:.

:P

[Maska]

The only thing i'm hiding is how delicate i can be :D do not be fooled by the hunky beef exterior, as i can be gentle when i need to ;). The pictures you saw are of my dear friend Spott, we are very similar but i'm much kinder (me being a healer and he likes nothing more than claw you to death in cat....).

Drinks sound good :D, though communication might be a hindrance it wont be a problem. As body language tends to talk in those situations :wink:

I'm not scared of deadwish, last time he tried to duel me his head fell off due to his insane screaming :roll:, the walking sack of bones really is quite insane :shock:

P.s, where would you like our 1st date to be? Somewhere with green grass and grazing animals or maybe a costal sunset :D

p.p.s, The sister you are referring to, i assume you mean Aphroditea? I have no problem with that in anyway, a sister of yours would be beautiful i'm sure :D. Though of course there's nothing like a sexy mage to `light` my fire ;)

[Circe]

Name: Circe
Occupation: Jumping gnome
Attributes: Pink pigtails, bright blue eyes
WLTM: Tauren, preferably cuddly, who doesn't mind long nights hunting in the wild and long bubble baths in NE Moonwells. Cow must be willing to dance on command but should be able to show his sensitive side in a while.

[Lyara]

Ok, here goes nothing:

Disclaimer: I am actually a bloke in real life, and am writing this purely as a piece of roleplaying, please do not actually take interest!

Night Elf female seeks any suitable companion for intimate fun and maybe more! Maybe you know the Night Elf as a reclusive race, and you would be right, but come to get to know one of us better, and you will find we are not as shy as you think!

Enchanting trips deep into the forests of Ashenvale and Teldrassil, romantic picnics and sight-seeing await. (especially if you manage to catch me and my girls running naked through the woods! We elves are naturists at heart after all).

Purple-skinned and blue haired, I am 5"11 and slender. I aim to please, and should you be my type of guy (or girl) you will be in for a treat! With my learned holy powers I shall soothe your wounds and your spirit, and with my dark side I shall quench your darkest desires and satisfy your wildest fantasies.

Interested in getting to know me? Write a letter to the address below:

Apartment 2,
Branch 3,
Darnassus,
Teldrassil,
Kalimdor,
NE15 S3XY

[Aries]

*Runs off to roll a male char...*
should you be my type of guy (or girl) ...Or do i have to.... :roll:

:oops:

[Lyara]

Girls are good too :P

Lya

[Aries]

Girls are good too :P

Lya\o/

/flirt /dance /cuddle :oops:

I bet the guys must be drooling :roll:

[Maska]

*would type, but electrocuted self due to excessive drooling*

Can i watch? :D please i'll be good :P

[Lyara]

Heehee.

/cuddle aries
/point Maska

We just killed the poor cow!

Lya

[Aries]

awww... /mourn Fluffy :cry:

Mas, we might let you take a peek... as soon as you come to IF ;) :twisted:

[Maska]

awww... /mourn Fluffy :cry:

Mas, we might let you take a peek... as soon as you come to IF ;) :twisted:

I do plan to go there when i hit 60 :D

though might have to speed up my plans to ....have a peak ;)

[Maska]

I just know if i ever went anywhere near IF and Aries saw me...

I would have a DoT on me quicker than i could type /kiss :P

And dont mourn Fluffy, his still fine :D

[Aries]

Well you didn't get any DoT's yesterday, now did you :P

Oops right, we weren't flagged :twisted:

Btw, we did get flagged eventually up on the altar, somehow I thought your company would be right on our arses the moment you came atop :twisted: :twisted:

[Tench]

I just know if i ever went anywhere near IF and Aries saw me...

I would have a DoT on me quicker than i could type /kiss :P

And dont mourn Fluffy, his still fine :D

Trust me you are wise, I have to run through AH/Bank area in case she DOTs me :wink:

[Deadwish]

:D

Deadwish,

Again im not promising anything but a blind date sounds like fun :roll: (*hopes he comes with his eyes on him* :twisted: ) and looks can be deceiving somethimes :lol:.

:P

Yeah! :shock: Sounds really tempting :) but we'll need to make a date if we wanna meet 'irl'.

Hmmm, on the westcoast beach of Srangletorn Vale, south of Grom'gol tonight @ 21.15 GMT+1 :?:

[Maska]

Well you didn't get any DoT's yesterday, now did you :P

Oops right, we weren't flagged :twisted:

Btw, we did get flagged eventually up on the altar, somehow I thought your company would be right on our arses the moment you came atop :twisted: :twisted:

Hehe, was nice to actually see in game :D and would i attack you dear ;)

ok we just didn’t see you again after you tickled me :oops:

[Lyara]

Did she get lost in your fur? ;)

Lya

[Aries]

oh the fur... :roll: :roll: :oops:

Btw, was that Fluffy I was seeing in the distance all the time at the altar and for some time later? :roll: :twisted:

[Maska]

oh the fur... :roll: :roll: :oops:

Btw, was that Fluffy I was seeing in the distance all the time at the altar and for some time later? :roll: :twisted:

:shock: you really were watching me for quite a while. 8)

Fluffy is a pic i have pined up beside me at work, i have sent the pic home and hopefully when i can be bothered it will be my avatar pic :D

But, i like the idea of me cat being called Fluffy, so in honour of you i'll call him that from now on :D

And she can get lost in me fur anytime :P

[Tonka]

:lol:

Maska, it seams to me that you will have some nice Ailance girls at your side so ill just w8 behind the corner for now, dont like to much competition around *beeing a shy girl i am*

:wink:

[Aries]

Oh noes Tonka, he's all yours, I don't need my cow hide carpet that soon :twisted: :twisted:

[Maska]

:lol:

Maska, it seams to me that you will have some nice Ailance girls at your side so ill just w8 behind the corner for now, dont like to much competition around *beeing a shy girl i am*

:wink:

:lol: No need to worry Tonka, me and Aries have a love hate thing going :D

I'm all yours ;)

[Deadwish]

:lol: No need to worry Tonka, me and Aries have a love hate thing going :D

I'm all yours ;)

:twisted: :evil: stay away form my girl :wink: :wink:

[Tonka]

:D

Deadwish,

Again im not promising anything but a blind date sounds like fun :roll: (*hopes he comes with his eyes on him* :twisted: ) and looks can be deceiving somethimes :lol:.

:P

Yeah! :shock: Sounds really tempting :) but we'll need to make a date if we wanna meet 'irl'.

Hmmm, on the westcoast beach of Srangletorn Vale, south of Grom'gol tonight @ 21.15 GMT+1 :?:

OOOOOOOOOOOO i have a dateeeeeeeeeee :D

weeeeeeeeeeee :shock:

But i have to say that monday isnt good for me, same time but tuesday would be better :D same time :wink: same place :P

ps. im a girl so i might be a bit late as i tend to get lost a lot :shock:

/flirt
/shy

[Deadwish]

ps. im a girl so i might be a bit late as i tend to get lost a lot :shock:
/flirt
/shy

ROLF, I'm looking forward to meet you out there tuesday honey!!
/kiss

only downpoint is that we don't speak the same language :( but that won't get in my way! :D

[Tonka]

:cry:

Yea it has crossed my mind that language thingy we will see how it goes

:lol:

[Maska]

*sulks and goes to talk to Fluffy*

:cry: /cry

[Tonka]

:cry:

But i gave you a cookie in Eulanna's thread

:wink:


/wispers to maska: why didnt you set a date :lol:

[Maska]

:cry:

/wispers to maska: why didnt you set a date :lol:

Cause i'm quite a shy cow really :oops:

No worries ;) i'll set a date with you after your deadwish one :D

*starts plotting to kill deadwish :twisted: *

[Tench]

W00t for Deadwish :D Have fun you 2 lovebirds :P

[Dionera]

Omg I was lmao about all these profiles and comments hehehe

Well here goes mine then:

Young blackhaired female dwarf with cute piggytales is looking for a profile that can meet the saying: "I like my ale like I like my men... Dark and rich". Also people tend to keep asking me "Are they real???" and I hope that jalousy isnt an issue for you on that point. The one that pays my bills for fooling around in the World of Warcraft is male so it would be quite interesting if the one who pays your bills is female :lol:

Further do I posses my own steroid powered sportsram so it would be convenient if you also have a boosted riding beast but this is only optional ofcoz. I can track almost anything and have skills that make sure we are not stalked by some nosy rogue. Looks arent that important (just what my mother always taught me) but must have a good spirit.

keywords are:
humor, romance, thorium bullets and a great love for enginering. Very skilled in the arts of skinning and fishing and some cooking with a speciality in cooking Savory Delight.

One thing more: I hope you are not allergic to pets. Especially cathair

If you are curious now please let me now and we might go on a date together :roll:

signed
Dionera
Great Forge 5
PO 1 {Dionera}
Ironforge

PS. I got a cute female Elven friend as well tho we can never be online at the sametime :)

[Suto]

*sulks and goes to talk to Fluffy*

:cry: /cry

Maska.... we can go there and have a peek....

[Tonka]

:shock:

OMG, does this mean i have to bring my bodyguards with me or what.

:shock:

I have few you know, some sexy ones too :wink:


PS @ Dionera

Hiyaaaaaaaaaaa "boss", welcome here and who knows we might have a duble date one day :lol:

[Suto]

:shock:

OMG, does this mean i have to bring my bodyguards with me or what.

:shock:

I have few you know, some sexy ones too :wink:

Ofcourse not, we won't distrub you, just make pictures for the Daily Barracks (Horde News)

I'm a close friend of Deadwish and would (allmost) never bother him on a date...

[Deadwish]

damn paparazzi :x

[Suto]

Well, as I started this thread and have seen many good profiles so far, someone would think that I should post a profile myself. But the most unlikely thing happened last weekend.

When I was travelling all by my self through the hills of Stonetalon Mountains some started to help me bashing a few mobs left and right. I was stunned by her looks (blue skin and red eyes) so we started to a wee conversation (as I am a Orc this is the moment where i normally fall asleep (good and wild sex or nothing at all =)) But one thing let to another and we ended up in the Wailing Cavern that night. We shared a party along with a few others. (We never complete the WC but that's another story) Afterwards we sat on top of the mountain of the WC and only the stars (that she couldn't see with her graphics card...=) were our witness.

I can now happely say that things are great between us. Keep you guys posted on any parties we might throw to celebrate this...

(I know she's reading these threads as well, so sorry but I can't give you anymore details =)

[Maska]

*sulks and goes to talk to Fluffy*

:cry: /cry

Maska.... we can go there and have a peek....

I would never spy on Deadwish and the lovely Tonka.

If i happen to be questing in the area at the time, then its a mere coincidence :roll:

Or i could send Fluffy....:idea:

:D

[Starrain]

I will post my actual horde on now

Hum... I know this is an old post but... I'm interested in your "actual horde on" add...

Here is mine:

Human girl dominatrix seeks undead male for kinky SM (Scarlet Monastery). You must be dead or undead, submissive, able to reatach your members if they fall off, and have loads of perfume on you at all time.
Will provide black leather tuxido jacket. Ocasional naughty ligth dueling may occour.

If interested, please write to:

Mistress Starrain,
Scarlet Monastery,
Graveyard,
S3XY M0MM4

[Deadwish]

Here is mine:

Human girl dominatrix seeks undead male for kinky SM (Scarlet Monastery). You must be dead or undead, submissive, able to reatach your members if they fall off, and have loads of perfume on you at all time.
Will provide black leather tuxido jacket. Ocasional naughty ligth dueling may occour.

If interested, please write to:

Mistress Starrain,
Scarlet Monastery,
Graveyard,
S3XY M0MM4

Kinky and wicked Starrain!

I'll have to do someting about my smell, but it sounds tempting. Attached my arm yesterday...but maybe it will fall off again soon...otherwise pulling it in the opposite direction of it's 'normal' movement will do the job.

Maybe a threesome with Tonka would be fun? *getting very excited*

[Suto]

Maybe a threesome with Tonka would be fun? *getting very excited*

You're pushing your luck here dude... (and hope you will succeed :P )

[Maska]

:shock:

I just dont know what to say :roll:

[Hellbound]

Have any of you had any success with your dates yet? ;)

[Deadwish]

Have any of you had any success with your dates yet? ;)

I'm waiting for he now...at 31,35 STV > south of Grom'gol near the waterfall

Hope she will show up

[Tonka]

:D
Im there where are you :P
:roll:

[Suto]

Have any of you had any success with your dates yet? ;)

Haven't you read my post on page 6????

[Tench]

:D
Im there where are you :P
:roll:

Aww its like the end of Romeo and Juilet when they just miss each other and doesnt know she isnt dead...not that I have seen it *whistles innocently*

[Deadwish]

Hi Tonka,

It was great fun out there yesterday.../hug
I was quite nervous in the begining but after a couple of /flex /flexes I felt confident. Wauw you're hot babe! Hope to see you again soon :)

[Tench]

Hi Tonka,

It was great fun out there yesterday.../hug
I was quite nervous in the begining but after a couple of /flex /flexes I felt confident. Wauw you're hot babe! Hope to see you again soon :)

Sweet, how did the emoting go? did the language barrier get in the way big time or not? :P

[Deadwish]

Well we had a nice bur bur agol confersation :lol:

it's quite like a holiday GF, try to understand eachother through signlanguage and make out all the time, they're the best kind :D

[Suto]

Well we had a nice bur bur agol confersation :lol:

it's quite like a holiday GF, try to understand eachother through signlanguage and make out all the time, they're the best kind :D

Can't wait for my holiday to Rhodos... /point hot chick /wave /flirt /kiss /.... /..... /.... (more) :lol: :lol:

[Tonka]

Hi Tonka,

It was great fun out there yesterday.../hug
I was quite nervous in the begining but after a couple of /flex /flexes I felt confident. Wauw you're hot babe! Hope to see you again soon :)


:D

Hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,

Had a great time too, lot of laughs :lol:

And thx to god we had nice weather :wink:

I even got to tan a bit :shock:



/hug
/shy
/kiss

[Hellbound]

Have any of you had any success with your dates yet? ;)

Haven't you read my post on page 6????

Yeah I did, but that wasn't a PLANNED date ;)

Anyways, congratulations Deadwish and Tonka :D

[Deadwish]

Hi Hellbound!

Yeah thx, hope you enjoyed the update on the /g chat, allthough it was a bit confusing :o

[Suto]

Yeah I did, but that wasn't a PLANNED date ;)

Well, the next few were PLANNED indeed... :lol: 8)

[Tonka]

:?

Oki im realy confused here now anyone like to explain :wink:

/gives guys from Red Band boxes of cookies
/gives cookies to others too


PS
Would love to give away some rum but some are underage here :lol:

/hugs all

[Tench]

Im not too young, sling some Rumsey my way :wink:

[Aries]

*joins the queue for rum* :roll: :twisted: :twisted:

[Maska]

Oooohh Rum :D

*sits next to Aries...far enough away from skinning knife* :roll:

[Suto]

I'm not to sure if I'm getting any rum anymore... :(

[Aries]

are we getting any closer to the drunken fist fight yet? :twisted: :twisted:

[Maska]

Just talk to me anytime after...9pm on a friday....its pretty much guaranteed :roll:

[Tench]

Just talk to me anytime after...9pm on a friday....its pretty much guaranteed :roll:

Bloody English...

[corwyx]

Bloody...

Hmm... yes that might well soon be true

[Tonka]

8)

Some of us had to do some work, thx to god i did mine now and i back with you ppl :wink:


/passess the rum to everyone

yea yea even to you to Suto im not one that can hold a grudge long :)

[Maska]

:D

*happily drinks rum*

/hug's and /kisses Tonka

[Deadwish]

/thanks tonka http://www.renault-tuning.com/images/smiles/rose.gif

hips....feeling tipsy http://www.renault-tuning.com/images/smiles/kwijl.gif

[Aries]

/hug Tonka

...hic! http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/spin2.gif

[Magian]

/photo deadwish

http://www.birthright.net/forums/html/avatars/smiley-biggrin.gif

[Aries]

:D :D :D :D

Ok it was a knockdown for me :-DDDD

[Maska]

:D :D :D :D

Ok it was a knockdown for me :-DDDD

What you have one sip :roll:

:P

[Aries]

No I'm just enchanted by Dead's fabulous looks ^^

:roll:

[Maska]

I thought mag was implying that deadwish was bound and tied up :roll:

[Magian]

I thought mag was implying that dead was bound and tied up :roll:

??huh i am confused

..must be the rum :oops:

[Maska]

Ok maybe my strange mind saw more in that smily than i was meant to :roll:

[Tench]

Ok well I know Im in work and its pre 9am...but what the hell *downs rum* W00t da da da da da da HEY, come and join the conga *starts conga round IF* :D

[corwyx]

dadadadada DI!
daadadadada DI!

[Suto]

Ok ok ok. Love you guys all but NO DRINKING IN MY DATING THREAD. It'll scare all the innocent chicks away... :(

If you wanna drink somewhere, do it in the login thread... :twisted: That ruined anyway... :lol:

Thanks for your cooperation 8)

[Maska]

*stares at drink* :?

/cry

Who would of thought i could stay uptill 2:30am NOT playing wow :roll:

[Tench]

*stares at drink* :?

/cry

Who would of thought i could stay uptill 2:30am NOT playing wow :roll:

Well if you wernt playing WoW...how could I /w you for 5 mins last night eh, busted! :P

[Maska]

*stares at drink* :?

/cry

Who would of thought i could stay uptill 2:30am NOT playing wow :roll:

Well if you wernt playing WoW...how could I /w you for 5 mins last night eh, busted! :P

I had a small 30min fix :P

Cant a cow do anything without someone knowing :roll:

:lol:

[Spiwi]

So much for having a break from WoW eh Maska, u have been caught...

A break from WoW should also mean forums, websites as well as the GAME...
Just u wait untill i tell ur mum u were up so late, she will smack ur ass :lol:

[Maska]

So much for having a break from WoW eh Maska, u have been caught...

A break from WoW should also mean forums, websites as well as the GAME...
Just u wait untill i tell ur mum u were up so late, she will smack ur ass :lol:

What idiot gave you this address :roll:

I got bored lol. No one to talk to online, so i logged on :oops: got all the way to my quest area then someone signed on :roll:

[Spiwi]

ok suppose i better let u off then, u will only blast me with smilies... :roll:

[Drathu]

looking for dream woman, must have :- 1 arm, half a left foot, both eyes (3 would be an advantage), preferably def, and hair so thick you can use it as a blanket.

alternitivly; aliance female, funny, sensative and with all there own major and minor limbs and organs. if you think you fit this description pls dont hessitate to reply :twisted:

[Kharajo]

looking for dream woman, must have :- 1 arm, half a left foot, both eyes (3 would be an advantage), preferably def, and hair so thick you can use it as a blanket.

alternitivly; aliance female, funny, sensative and with all there own major and minor limbs and organs. if you think you fit this description pls dont hessitate to reply :twisted:

You could always "make" them your dream women. :twisted:

[Drathu]

haha now there is a plan, D.I.Y women. any volentears?

[Magian]

That night I was finally going to meet her on a date.

The weather was just perfect, a warm midsummer night with a full moon...

We were to meet in Booty Bay, and of course a good gentleman is never late..

She called me (/w) that she was on her way but had to pick up some things first, so I decided to climb on some crates (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv1.jpg) and look over the bay.



When I almost fell in sleep there she was!
It was like she was send by the moon! So stunning in a beautiful white dress.

(Sorry no pics of that...I was too excited I think :P )

We went to the waterfalls (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv4.jpg) to have a midnight pick nick (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv5.jpg)[2 (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv6.jpg)]

Unfortunately the fish we had seemed to have weird side effects..
Dead (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv7.jpg)...human... ooze (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv8.jpg)?!?!


We decided to take a walk on the beach and jumped down into the water (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv10.jpg)


The fresh water ended the effect the fish had on me, turning me back into my muscular orcy body (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv14.jpg)

At the beach was just perfect...the moon (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv17.jpg), the weather (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv16.jpg), the beautiful orc on my side and the sound of a night elf being beaten up by a Naga :P

We took a little swim (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv18.jpg) to Janeiro’s point to enjoy the view (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv20.jpg) of the moonlight shimmering over the ocean.

unfortunately that giant kept on yelling to play with him, so we agreed to play a bit (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv21.jpg).[2 (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv22.jpg)][3 (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv23.jpg)][4 (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv25.jpg)]

The exercise asked for a nice cool down and peace. Since the water temperature was very nice we flew to grom'gol (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv27.jpg) to take a dive into the vile reef (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv29.jpg). [2 (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv30.jpg)][3 (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv33.jpg)][4 (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv32.jpg)]

As descendants of the burning legion a good lock date HAS to have some real (show-off) action. So we ran back (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv35.jpg) to Grom'Gol (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv37.jpg) and took our steeds (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv38.jpg) to Darkshire.
Half away Silvia suddenly stopped (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv39.jpg) and started to tell a story where she died in a past life form (i.e. when Beta ended)
After a little time in quietness we continued to walk (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv40.jpg) towards the human village (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv42.jpg).
We lightened up Duskwood a bit with our infernal (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv43.jpg) friends and released (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv44.jpg)[2 (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv45.jpg)][3 (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv46.jpg)] them in Darkshire.
After loosing (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv47.jpg) the infernals we hided in the old tower (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv48.jpg) away from our alliance friends.

They knew where we were so a rogue decided to check us out.. he was quite surprised that we could see him while he was invisible. We had a good laugh with him :P

When we walked out a mid level tauren came running by tagged with a few humans chasing him, he ran by us, but not long after he decided to run back and sit with us (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv49.jpg) till his pvptag was gone.

When the tauren left we went into Deadwind pass (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv50.jpg) to take a peek at Karazhan, we climbed up the stairs of Medivh's tower and enjoyed the romantic view from the bridge (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv51.jpg) [2 (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv52.jpg)][3 (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv54.jpg)] leading into Karazhan.

This is where our date adventure ended, it was getting (really) late and decided to Hearth (http://www.birthright.net/images/magsilv/magsilv50.jpg) out to Orgrimmar

[Maska]

Wow, there was a lot of pics in there :shock:

Nice though :D did wonder what you and sil were talking about in Org yesterday(or the day before...memory sucks). Nicely writen to :)

[Silvia]

/cheer

Most fun night I had in WoW in a long time! :P

Magian, don't doubt your storywriting skills! - that was fun to relive the memories. :D

[Spottbroder]

that was awesome!


the closest thing ive had to a date is those usual moments when Salaklas and i jump from real high places and die. laughing. or stay six feet under The Drag, where there is no Orgrimmar.


... *sob*

[Litago]

Hehehe.. Nice post there Magian. :)

[Suto]

Hehe good one Magian!!

We can double date now... Let me know!! ;)

Grtz, Suto

[Deadwish]

nice story Magian....but where are the bikini screenies :shock: :?:

[Kharajo]

nice story Magian....but where are the bikini screenies :shock: :?:'

lol you don't know Silvia then :wink:

[Silvia]

I can't be doing that sort of stuff on the first date! :wink:


Hehe good one Magian!!

We can double date now... Let me know!! ;)

Grtz, Suto

That sounds fun! :P

[Zefla]

I can't be doing that sort of stuff on the first date! :wink:
Amateur.

[Suto]

Just curious if anything new has happened yet?

[Silvia]

Magian left me! :cry:

[Tench]

Magian left me! :cry:

Im sorry to hear that /soothe I can only offer some words of little comfort:

"Sofa" "Bed" "Futon" ;)

[Hex]

Lonely undead seeking human female. Shouldnt mind the smell of rotting flesh, and the fact i keep my penis in a chest since it fell off many years ago.
Must like going on graveyard walks and scaring children!

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[Deadwish]

Lonesome Undead Priest seeks for crazy female Troll (green or blue skin, both look sexy!)
I can share any part of my body for fetish pleasures.
Got a impresive /flex ability to win your heart. And if that doesn't work I'll just pay you 5g an hour...

/tell me ingame

[heal]

Cute lil single gnome (with green hair) looking for someone, who makes her lonely life shiny. The more sulfuron ingots the better service:)

[Hallian]

Cute lil single gnome (with green hair) looking for someone, who makes her lonely life shiny. The more sulfuron ingots the better service:)
HORDE dating.

Take a number and back of the que please. :P

[heal]

HORDE dating.

Take a number and back of the que please. :P



Unattatched Tauren looking for female gnome for a guaranteed wild time.

I see. Then I'm looking for a hordie with a bit more sense of humor and skills for reading full forum topics:)

Edit: Orcs need not apply:)

[Tench]

Edit: Orcs need not apply:)

Pwned the nasty shaman ;)

[Suto]

Magian left me! :cry:

Does that mean you're available now?? :D

[Hallian]

I see. Then I'm looking for a hordie with a bit more sense of humor and skills for reading full forum topics:)

Edit: Orcs need not apply:)
Oh noes.. Greenskin apologizes..

...

A Tauren and a Gnome? That's just sick. ><

[Aries]

That might be even cute. If we don't mind the gnome ;)

[Maska]

That mind be even cute. If we don't mind the gnome ;)

eh?

:tongue:

[Aries]

edited for the cows :P

[Maska]

edited for the cows :P
Thank you deary :roll:

We should make a date! Would be fun to date a tiny human again ;)

[Tyralol]

Unattatched Tauren looking for female gnome for a guaranteed wild time. Must have pink hair (pink beard optional) and large stupid looking hat.

I am interested in a date with you. Sadly I do have gray hair (I am lvl 60 you know, pink hair long gone). Have Leia Organa donut hair. If you are interested in a more experienced gnome, I'm your date.

Have several hats.

[Wag]

i like to be spanked...
...repeatedly...

*sprints away*

[Val]

naughty cat wag

[Maska]

i like to be spanked...
...repeatedly...

*sprints away*

must be a druid thing :roll:

[Aries]

We should make a date! Would be fun to date a tiny human again ;)a tad too late, but duly noted ;)

the date on friday will obviously be.. erm.. interesting :roll:

[Maska]

heh, that will be funny ;)

[Kutz]

( Awesome thread. But scary. Very very scary. )

Kutz no got the power to filter jokes and seriousity, therefor need all or nothing. I have good agility and can sure make you dizzy. This orc knows what he wants. I have Bethinny the Magey Gnomey please and Naanya the Droody Nelfy. I trade with Black Dragonscales and Rugged Leather. Tons for gnome, two tons nelf. I give good tribute to any hunter finding what I seek. Other nelf or gnome no tribute before I see. Kutz need quality wares. If top quality, I trade my old Precisely Calibrated Boomstick.

Find me you can, in Winterspring or Burning Steppes. Else I sleepy and you no find me at all.

Good hunt and many scales.