2 word story

[Bobson]

right i saw one of these on the WoW forums :) can end up being pretty funny

each person just types 2 words... ill start.



A murloc

[Zephyr]

once ate

[Lyara]

some spam

[Zephyr]

and felt

[Lyara]

shutup you sneaky ninja poster!

Lya

[Bobson]

with cheese

[Lyara]

and felt

[Axelrod]

to bad

[Zephyr]

to go

[Bobson]

a gnome

[Lyara]

to the

[Zephyr]

party he

[Lyara]

and then

[Bobson]

said blughlughlughlughlugh

[Zephyr]

so that

(OK new rule - you can only post once after every 5 posts by other people)

[Axelrod]

it would

[Lyara]

die catastrophically!

[Bobson]

and then

[Axelrod]

reboot server

[Lyara]

so that

[Axelrod]

we can

[Eulanna]

eat pie

[Zephyr]

and dance

[Bobson]

nerf warlocks

[Poag]

only gently

[Lyara]

and slowly

[Bobson]

with sticks

[Poag]

tenderly

[Zephyr]

*searches for verb*

*gives up, tries to start new thread of conversation*

meanwhile, on

[Bobson]

planet murloc?

[Poag]

Grandmarshal Murloc the 3rd [4 words but meh]

[Bobson]

was masturbating

[Axelrod]

when they

[Bobson]

burst in

[Zephyr]

and suddenly drove (edited to 3 words to make sense :wink: )

[Lyara]

to hell

[Poag]

But everyone

[Lyara]

would burn

[Zephyr]

...

[Bobson]

crispy meatballs

[Lyara]

are yummy.

[Bobson]

with gravy

[Zephyr]

while unexpectedly

[Bobson]

a pyroblast

[Lyara]

was cast

[Poag]

nuked the thread

[Lyara]

but it

[Poag]

died. Painfully

[Bobson]

didnt explode

[Lyara]

recap so far:

A murloc once ate some spam and felt with cheese shutup you sneaky ninja poster! and felt to bad to go a gnome to the party he said blughlughlughlughlugh and then so that it would die catastrophically! and then reboot server so that we can eat pie and dance nerf warlocks only gently and slowly with sticks tenderly meanwhile, on planet murloc Grandmarshal Murloc the 3rd was masturbating when they burst in and suddenly drove to hell
But everyone would burn ... crispy meatballs are yummy. with gravy while unexpectedly a pyroblast was cast nuked the thread but it died. Painfully didnt explode...

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but instead

Lya

[Axelrod]

the murloc

[Eulanna]

named, "Willy,"

[Bobson]

spanked the

[Poag]

Warlock Pet

[Axelrod]

with the longest

[Zephyr]

tube of

[Maska]

super glue

[corwyx]

which made

[Litago]

the pet

[Maska]

stick himself

ok i really need to do some work now

[corwyx]

to a green

[Maska]

Catapult

[Axelrod]

for more

[Litago]

Greenness

Yes, I know there is no such word. Look how I care. :P

[Zephyr]

. Unfortunatly, several

[Maska]

Angry rabbits

[corwyx]

walked by

[Kerde]

singing "Kumbaya"

[Votan]

who were

[Maska]

Quite drunk

[Bobson]

and vicious

[Zephyr]

with big

[Poag]

paper weights

[Bobson]

and clingfilm

[Zephyr]

wrapped around

[Maska]

Chocolate

[Dionera]

Somehow the

[Yamutha]

previously unknown

[Maska]

killer cows

[Kirill]

were extracted

[Hildaa]

You guys are sick....

from their

:wink:

[Necroxocatl]

back passage

[Maska]

and dropped

[Votan]

the bomb

[Poag]

in the

[Necroxocatl]

auction house

[Lyara]

which went

Lya

[Maska]

baada boom

[Bobson]

with terrible

[Litago]

pink air

ew.. >_<

[Maska]

which smelt

pink air?? :lol:

[Litago]

like perfume

Pink is a terrible terrible color!! I'm certain it was invented by terrorists! So it fits in perfectly. ^^

[Maska]

All males

hehe ok, your mad but you know that :P

[Litago]

instantly fell

I'm not mad... I'm METAL :twisted: :roll:

[Maska]

in love

[Litago]

with the killer cows.

sorry, I just had to.

[Kirill]

in hell

[Poag]

not tauren

[Starrain]

that are

[Zephyr]

the best damn

[Rond]

comics in

[Bobson]

murloc world

[Rond]

that lies

[corwyx]

within the

[Poag]

fridge

[Maska]

of mystery

how the hell did this get here?

[Bobson]

and death

[corwyx]

.
And so

[Zephyr]

the mists of time

[corwyx]

came up

[Bobson]

and swallowed

[corwyx]

the big

[Zephyr]

cheese that

[Bobson]

cucumber, with

[corwyx]

smalled like

[Bobson]

bobsons socks

[Zephyr]

after he had

[Bobson]

shat in them

[Maska]

due to

dont like where this is going :P

[corwyx]

him being

[Bobson]

riddled with

[corwyx]

ants up his

[Bobson]

pants and

[corwyx]

shockingly they

[Bobson]

danced to

[corwyx]

mamba on their

[Bobson]

honeymoon with

[Poag]

their riverboat.

[corwyx]

Then BOOOM goes the

[Bobson]

paladin bubble

[Litago]

and the

[Kirill]

Super communist

[corwyx]

laughed at

[Bobson]

overpowered warlocks

[Kharajo]

playing pool

[Starrain]

, eating chocolate

[Zephyr]

and swimming

[Aries]

naked in

[Maska]

a chocolate pool

/drool

[Aries]

Mmmm, what a life! (for overpowered locks)

[Zephyr]

When two small kittens

[Maska]

jumped in

[Litago]

growling at

[Bobson]

ragnaros and onyxia

[Kharajo]

who made BBQ (out of the kittens)

[Zephyr]

and everyone

[Lyara]

was blissfully

[Bobson]

eating them

[Lyara]

and everyone

[Kharajo]

Formed a

[Bobson]

crappy guild

[Litago]

which they

[Zephyr]

invited all the naked

[Maska]

trolls with

[corwyx]

a large

[Maska]

stash of

before it goes where i think its going :P

[Aries]

cookies and

:P

[Axelrod]

great bellybuttons

[Maska]

to dance

[Zephyr]

the chacha

[Litago]

and samba

[Maska]

while eating

[corwyx]

lots of

[Litago]

french fries

[Bobson]

and nuggets

[Vickey]

someone with

[StuartB]

uncontrollable idealism

[Bobson]

thought that

[Maska]

Maska was

:roll:

[Adriel]

rather embarrassed

[Maska]

about the

as your bored Adrial :P

[Adriel]

Teddy bear

thankyou Maska :P

[Maska]

That he

no problem dear :D

[Adriel]

ripped apart

[Maska]

when upset

[Litago]

in the morning.

[Maska]

*scrub mine*

[Adriel]

of his big


had to redo it as someone scrubbed theirs!

[Maska]

horns :roll:

opps sorry thought `of his big` was reply to litagos :oops:

[Adriel]

which he polished


it was but i then changed it as i saw your 1st reply, then seen you'd scrubbed it so changed it back! phew! :shock:

[Maska]

constantly

thought yours was better :D

[Adriel]

to get the


can ya tell i'm that bored!

[Maska]

stain off

bored?? nooo not at all ;)

[Adriel]

He had tried rubbing


:P

[Maska]

Gnome blood, but that didnt work (ok more than to words....bite me :P)

[Adriel]

so next he tried


to hairy to bite! :shock:

[Maska]

dwarf blood

oooh, i have a another spam friend :D

lol, i'll shave for you dear :oops:

[Adriel]

but still that didn't work



yay home time! i'm trying to catch up on number of posts :P


can you reach ?

[Litago]

So he decieded

Catch up on Maska's amount of posts? Have fun rottening in your chair... :P :twisted:

[Axelrod]

to never

[Kharajo]

again compete

I believe the point of this thraed is to post 2 words only :wink:

[Kirill]

rubix cubes

[Adriel]

because they confused

[Maska]

the hell

[Tonka]

out of poor

[Maska]

Fluffy :cry:

sorry had to be said :P i confused the hell out of some people in UBRS last night. They were like "who the hell is Fluffy?" "You mean bastard naming your cat Fluffy!" :lol:

[Starrain]

Then she started

[Adriel]

to think

[Axelrod]

never again

[Adriel]

would he

Edit: changed she to a he! sorry Fluffy :?

[Golly]

dance naked :oops:

[Maska]

:shock:

Fluffy..naked? ...and his a female all of a sudden? :shock:

in front of

edit----

:lol: aww thank you Adriel, Fluffy felt a bit insecure after the `she` comment :shock:

[Adriel]

the crowd


edited my previous post to he! just for u Maska :D

[Maska]

they were amazed

[Adriel]

by his


I should know better really - my pet Katz gets upset when he gets called a she!

[Maska]

furry ears :roll:

hehe, i call my real cat all sorts of names....all in the name of love of course ;)

[Adriel]

as they wiggled

[Maska]

strangely seductively

[Adriel]

hypnotising a

[Maska]

passing female

this could go so many places considered wrong :shock:

[Adriel]

who then


not guilty!

[Litago]

jumped him.

Guilty. But you'll never catch me. MWOHAHAHAHAHAAAA! :twisted:

[Maska]

For passionate

now look what you have started :shock:

[Adriel]

tongue twisting


you started it ! :shock:

[Maska]

and fondling

why do the innocent men get blamed :shock:

i'm an Angel you know :twisted:

[Adriel]

Strawberry Ice-cream

I know I'm a spoilsport! :P

your a big softy really :wink:

[Litago]

And chocolate milkshake! :roll: :lol:

And Mas, you were asking for it! ^^

[Maska]

were used

:lol: litago

and where did i get this softy image from :shock:

[Adriel]

to enhance

fluffy?

[Maska]

the exoticness

you asked for that one :P :lol:

ooohhh, heh silly me :roll:

[Adriel]

of the

:P

[Maska]

picnic they

ok i've gone all shy now :oops:

[Adriel]

were attempting


I cant believe that :P

[Litago]

to ruin

shy? no way!:P

[Spottbroder]

the murloc.

[Golly]

died :twisted:

[Maska]

on a sandwich over dose :shock:

and whadda mean u cant belive i'm shy! :cry:

hehe if u knew me in real life u wouldnt say that :P

[Axelrod]

or did

[Maska]

the Grlrlrlrlrlgrlgrlg

no i have no idea how u spell there sound :roll:

[Adriel]

speedy run

its a noise that haunts me! too many encounters earlier on with them damn murlocs!

[Maska]

Ok its not making any sence now lol.

But...

away from

oooh i'm a grand marshal :shock:

[Adriel]

Corin's Crossing

[Maska]

and slipped

where the hell is Corin's crossing :shock:

[Adriel]

over the


eastern plaguelands! its full of stitches brothers n sisters :shock:

[Maska]

small twig

[Adriel]

which fluffy

[Maska]

put there

Fluffy is more famous than me i think :lol:

[Adriel]

to stop

[Maska]

the evil

[Adriel]

Golly who

[Maska]

chased him

[Adriel]

around the


very quiet today - Maska are you actually doing some work? :wink:

[Maska]

dead tree

hehe yeah, not at office at the mo, but posting as i cant do much else sitting here waitng for someone to come back.....

[Bobson]

with giant

[Adriel]

flippers on :shock:

[Zephyr]

which meant

(oh my god, I was away for a week and I knew there'd be spam. But not 30 new PAGES of spam. I can't even read all this stuff before you make new stuff out of it. Give us people without access to computers for 7 days a break! :roll: )

[corwyx]

that the

[Dukey]

interesting puddle

[Adriel]

that suddenly

[Dukey]

created creativity