2 word story

[Demonix]

snotty puscule.

Is puscule a word?!

[Maska]

dropped from

have no idea?

[Adriel]

Bob Bobson

yes it is!

[corwyx]

the big

[Bobson]

murloc lover


bob bobson! =O

[Adriel]

although he

[Demonix]

had fartleberry's

[Zefla]

edit: Demonix beat me to it. And I will NOT continue where he left off... :evil:

[Adriel]

:lol: @ Zefla

that he

[Maska]

use to

[Bobson]

shove up

[Adriel]

the drainpipe

[Maska]

that opened

[Adriel]

out into

[Maska]

the space universe and everything

:twisted:

[gup]

which all blew up

[Hex]

around the

Isnt this meant to be a TWO word topic ? :P

[Bobson]

giant cucumber

[Hex]

*gasp* then

[Bobson]

doom piggy

[Hex]

fell, wearing

[Lyara]

nothing but

[Zefla]

snowshoes with

[Maska]

werent helpful

[Adriel]

coz the lava

[Hex]

hurt her

[Adriel]

by making

[corwyx]

lots of

[Maska]

skin burns

[Ferdinand]

on her

[corwyx]

strangly hued

[Zefla]

feet. Meanwhile,

[Ferdinand]

another Gnome

[Zefla]

stole a

[Maska]

strange box

[Zefla]

adorned with

[Maska]

a red bow

[corwyx]

which was

[Adriel]

meant for

[corwyx]

a great

[Zefla]

although foolish

[Adriel]

King of Spam

[corwyx]

broke his

[Maska]

golden crown

[Adriel]

started crying

[Demonix]

and died.

[Bobson]

Meanwhile, Hex...

[kravex]

ran around

[Hex]

naked with

[Bobson]

his tiny

[corwyx]

sausage, which

[gup]

smelled of

[corwyx]

elderberries and

[Zefla]

furthermore, his

@ corwyx: Good to see I'm not the only one referencing Python (M.).

[gup]

cologne smelled

[Hex]

Boom!. sudenly

[Adriel]

a rather small

[Zefla]

hamster exploded

[corwyx]

in the

[Adriel]

printer, causing

[corwyx]

yellow wallawops

[gup]

in the

[Zefla]

cranial cavity

[Adriel]

of the passing

[Zefla]

hamster. Coincidentally,

[Bobson]

the tree

[Adriel]

guarding the

[Bobson]

XR raid

[Adriel]

from the attacking

[Maska]

Apple army

[Adriel]

whose main weapon

[Bobson]

was a big

[gup]

molten core

[Bobson]

fist weapon

[Hex]

Meanwhile in

[Adriel]

darkest Ogrimmar

[corwyx]

the gloom

[Adriel]

hung in

[Maska]

the dust

[Kharajo]

of forgotten

[Adriel]

times and places

[corwyx]

which was

[Adriel]

how they

[Kharajo]

dropped on

[gup]

and off

[Zefla]

and back on

[Kharajo]

And past

What's going on here with the droppings?

[gup]

and back off




sry couldn't resist

[Zefla]

I'd like to finish the sentence, but can't work out what 'they' refer to. The times and places perhaps?

[Adriel]

they rode

[Zefla]

on hamsters.

[Maska]

to destroy!

[Adriel]

the evil

[Maska]

Tiny Gnomes!

[Adriel]

who were

[Maska]

rather tiny...

[Demonix]

with pink

[Adriel]

ribbons in

[Demonix]

their hair. :shock:

[Zefla]

Gnomish vanity

[Adriel]

had caused

[Zefla]

the hamster-worshippers

[Adriel]

to retaliate

[Maska]

in force

[Adriel]

with their

[Maska]

anti gnome

[Adriel]

cucumber guns

[Maska]

which gnomes

cucumber guns? i dont want to know what is going through your brain! :shock: :P

[Adriel]

absolutely hate

he he i don't know!

[Maska]

due to

[Demonix]

greeness. The

Cucumber guns?! Ermmm... i'll speak to you later about that!

[Maska]

gnomes saw

[Adriel]

at the front

[Demonix]

of the

Hey thats 3 words....

[Adriel]

auction house

pah! sue me! :P

[Maska]

front lines

shes cheats...can we spank her?

[Bobson]

and lowbies

[gup]

all armed

[Hex]

with ak's

[gup]

but no clue

[Adriel]

what they

[gup]

were for

[Maska]

so they

[Adriel]

decided to

[Maska]

throw them

[Zephyr]

out of

[Maska]

big cannons

[Adriel]

towards the

[Maska]

oncoming army

[Adriel]

of Orcs

[Demonix]

with pointy

[Hex]

carrots, which

[Bobson]

ate people

[Hex]

with there

[Bobson]

incredible orangeness

[Zephyr]

and pointy

[Hex]

bananahs and

Dont you think the spelling of Bananahs looks weird, also wednesday :roll:

[Bobson]

giant peanuts

[Artemis]

covered in

[Zephyr]

goop from

the word bananas looks strange because you've spelt it wrong, genius :wink:

[gup]

ridiculously big

[Bobson]

moocow milker

[Zephyr]

Meanwhile, wombats

[Bobson]

were playing

[Adriel]

with their

[Hex]

very large

[Maska]

poking sticks

[Adriel]

and thought

[Bobson]

"Wow! this...

[corwyx]

is like

[Maska]

like cool!

[Hex]

Then!, "Gaplunk!"

[Bobson]

, Johnny Depp



johnny depp r teh pwnerer ftw!

[Maska]

with chocolate

[Adriel]

all over

yum ..... johnny depp .. /drool

[Hex]

his tiny

[Bobson]

willy wonka


he's also a great actor if you hadnt noticed adriel :P



WOW hex ninja'd me and it still makes perfect sense

[Adriel]

although he

well yes thats just his sideline looking sexy come first!

i have a very loverly pic of him as my desktop on my home pc!

[Bobson]

played ping pong


but hes such a great actor liek teh omghaxor

[corwyx]

under his

[Adriel]

duvet cover

[Bobson]

with Adriel

i just made one of adriels dreams come true! what was the score?

[Adriel]

who won

[Maska]

by flashing

[Hex]

his ass

[Maska]

and adriel

[corwyx]

jumped up

[Adriel]

to see

he he noticed this had 666 replies

[Demonix]

flying pigs

[corwyx]

with great

[Adriel]

big huge

[corwyx]

humoungous ears.

[Demonix]

Aardvark bassoon

[Hex]

decided to

[Maska]

jump around

[Adriel]

the old

he he i have that song in my head now! "jump around"

[Hex]

farm house

*sings* Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, put the you know what in the you know where lalalalala ^^

[Adriel]

as he was

[Demonix]

a cow.

[Hex]

Then a

[Adriel]

very nice

[Hex]

young lady

:roll:

[Adriel]

decided she

[Hex]

would visit

[Adriel]

the loverly

[Hex]

Hex dude ^^

[Bobson]

was ugly

[Adriel]

although he

[Hex]

actuly wasnt !

[Adriel]

they had

[Hex]

a romantic

[Adriel]

evening planned

[Bobson]

for tomorrow

[Demonix]

the end.

[Adriel]

spoilsport!!

In the middle

[Demonix]

near outside

hey, thats 3 words!!

[Hex]

wtf is that meant to meen "in the middle near outside" .... i cant continue with that !! *sighs*

[Demonix]

edge of

ok so its bad English!

[Adriel]

Elwyn Forest

[Hex]

where they

hehe sorry red bull gets me annoyed :P

[Adriel]

met up with

stop drinking it then! :P

[Hex]

some mates

I told you, its substitute :P and 3 words again tut tut

[Adriel]

and then

[Hex]

they decided

[Demonix]

to eat

[Adriel]

goretusk liver pie

yes i know 3 words again! but i dont care! :P sue me

[Maska]

and whipped cream

you just asking for a spanking Adriel :P

[Adriel]

and a nice

is that a promise :P

[Maska]

juicy strawberry

of course ;)

[Hex]

then suddenly

Why dont we just scrap the rules i mean it might aswell be 3 rules, and yes im willing to sue your ass to hell :P :roll: :twisted:

[Maska]

a gaint

naa i like her breaking the rules...gives me a reason to spank her ;)

[Adriel]

named Bob

:wink:

[Hex]

who was annoying

I broke the rules spank meh !!! :wink:

[Maska]

small rabbits

and no :P only Adriel and Aries get spanking :twisted:

[Hex]

by licking

Heh, dude as much as i know you love spanking guys, i was talking to Adriel :P

[Adriel]

them the wrong way!

[Bobson]

It was nice

[corwyx]

he decided

[Adriel]

to have

[Maska]

more of

suppose i'd better get the ball rolling :roll:

[corwyx]

the juicy

[Hex]

carrot stick

[corwyx]

which really

[Hex]

was a

[corwyx]

*bleep bleep*

[Bobson]

*bloop bloop*

[Litago]

Eh... It just doesn't make any sense.. :shock:

Pink T-rex...

Just for the sake of logics.

[Hex]

Some tea 8)

[Adriel]

needed to be

whats with the tea addiction?

[Hex]

a little hotter

You know the red bull ? well ive come up with a substitute for that :P

[Adriel]

with a

omg! well i suppose its a little bit better than red bull

[corwyx]

nice smelly

[Hex]

erm cookoo clock ?

[Bobson]

made of

[Litago]

erm... sticky glue O.o

[Adriel]

and elastic bands

[Demonix]

with pen

[Hex]

all over

[Maska]

its backside

[Hex]

There also

Maska you really have something for the back of things dont you ? :P

[Maska]

was a

well i'd got completely lost in the story and didnt want to read :P

and a womans backside is what i normally picture ;)

[Adriel]

large container

[Litago]

in which

[Hex]

they kept

[Adriel]

the hidden

[Hex]

pr0n collection

[Maska]

of bobson's

[Demonix]

which is

I think we need a story summary so far.... anyone bored enough to do it?!

[Hex]

gay pr0n

[Demonix]

Hex gave